Warning about Swill Racing....

[Ricky@Vortech]

I offered these yahoos a place to stay in Maple Grove (You know, to be nice guy and a good sponsor) and all they did was get me drunk and rob me!!!! Watch your back!!!
You just never know who your racing with these days. Or sponsoring for that matter.
I want my knife back.
-R

[SwillRacer]

Most of what Ricky said is true. He did let us crash in his hotel, which was really cool.......BUT THEN WE HAD TO STEAL HIS KNIFE BECAUSE WE NEEDED A WEAPON TO FEND OFF HIS GAY ADVANCES.......

[No_Name_Bandit]

Ricky, I was scared for my life, While you were sleeping, Scott held your knife to my throat, While Dale tried to do some Miachel Jackson stuff too you. Luckily growing up in oxnard has tought me how to knifes out of drunk peoples hands...See what happens when you try to be the nice guy...

[No_Name_Bandit]

Ricky, I was scared for my life, While you were sleeping, Scott held your knife to my throat, While Dale tried to do some Miachel Jackson stuff too you. Luckily growing up in oxnard has tought me how to knifes out of drunk peoples hands...See what happens when you try to be the nice guy...

[No_Name_Bandit]

I meant, "taught me too take Knifes"

[Ricky@Vortech]

Thanks for watching my back dude. I didn't want to believe all the stuff I heard about Swill...but I guess it is true. CreamPuffs. Maybe they should go "Buttercup Racing" instead?????

[Ricky@Vortech]

I see you watching.....

OK, for real, I gotta get to work. See ya guys.
-R

[SwillRacer]

Ricky Worst,

Just make sure you bring that attitude and your ***** Kelly to Atlantic City on the 9th and well see who the buttercup is.....beer is usually free in the casinos, so we'll see who falls away from the blackjack table first.....my guess is it will be the yuppy surfer wanna-be, Heineken drinkin, tattoo freak from Cali......

[No_Name_Bandit]

alright damn it, we will see who the "*****" is damn it...just remeber who the first one to bed was everynight...HAHAHA...Ricky will be the only going to atlantic city..

[Ricky@Vortech]

It's on like Donkey Kong. Beer and BlackJack? I may have been born yesterday but...I was up all night! Hey chunky, when were done, you'll be payin me contingency. LOL
Latr
-R

[SwillRacer]

CHUNKY HUH? I'M SHAPED LIKE A KEG CUZ I DRINK FROM A KEG.....I see nothing wrong with that....

Just watch what you're saying there pretty boy.....if I'm hungry and in a bad mood I might eat you or somethin!!!

[Ricky@Vortech]

Kelly called you a lush!!! That's hot. But you were the first passing out every nite!!! Sally.

[No_Name_Bandit]

Vortech Pay's Contingency???

[Ricky@Vortech]

Lot's of it. Sheesh. Every event. I'll bet some Paxton guys wouldn't mind bringing home the bacon huh? LOL

[swilldup]

hey what is the paxton-vortech contingency count so far this year??

[Ricky@Vortech]

I'd have to check it to get the real deal numbers but dewd.....I've paid a grip. I hope to be writing a check out to Swill Racing here pretty quick. Laaaaaaaaaaate.

[samfrus]

We hope so too.

Pat@swillracing

[Curt Ailes]

Hey there is no shame in passing out first. As long as someone watches your back. :D

You should have took your knife back then Ricky.

[Ricky@Vortech]

I would have if he hadn't passed out the night before they robbed me. And to think I was going to take their wallets but decided not to. Sheesh.
-R

[No_Name_Bandit]

Hey Ricky its a good thing that you didn't take there wallets, you probably find Naked Pictures of Dale posing on the race car in Scotts wallet, and then you probably find a picture of Scott in his undies prancin around with your knife in his mouth.

[Curt Ailes]

Racers dont have any money though... LOL

[N2O]

i think that ricky is lying it really was his vibrator that they stole
thats why he is so upset over it

[AutomaticWeapon]

OMFG...

did this **** actually happen, or are you all goofing around about it? (ie. robbery ect...) if so.......

-mike

[Curt Ailes]

Yes it's true, he really DID have his vibrator stolen.

:D

[SwillRacer]

You guys are only partially correct. Yes, Ricky's knife is missing. It was one of those "McGuyver" knives and I do recall hearing him brag about the vibrator attachment that is incorporated in it somewhere. However, Dale nor myself stole it. Ricky, in his drunken stupor, probably was using it(the vibrator) on Kelly while Dale and I were passed-out drunk and pushed it a little too far up his butt. So maybe Ricky should just check Kelly's butt? Oh wait, you guys do that every day. Nevermind.

[Ricky@Vortech]

Oh that's it! It's on. Need I remind you that Atco is only a couple weeks away. Whoo boy am I gonna have some fun....
-R.

[SwillRacer]

BRING IT BEEEYATCH!!!!!!

[No_Name_Bandit]

Leave it to a swill racer to go and kill a thread with bringing up McGyver, hey Scott what are you doing tonight, watching Miami Vice Reruns?

[SwillRacer]

No....Miami Vice is too cool for me. I'm thinking about drinking beer and bangin my wife......I'm sure you'll get arrested down at the local Adult Video store for 'floggin your flipper' in public again.

Luv,

Satan

[No_Name_Bandit]

Luckily My Girlfriend is in town this weekend. So no Floggin Flipper...
Hey is your wife a cover up, I bet youll actually be bangin Dale...

[SwillRacer]

"Luckily My Girlfriend is in town this weekend"

Oh, I see. You've got one of those "out of town" girlfriends.

Mail-order bride?
(is she coming COD?)
:D

[No_Name_Bandit]

Dude you know it Straight from Russia...Her name is Boris...

[SwillRacer]

:D :D :D

[N2O]

boris, so there are sending gay mail order brides now since same sex marriges are legal in cali

[No_Name_Bandit]

Ricky Ordered up 4 for the next race...One for Scott, Dale, Pat, and Bob K. I will be supplying the one way Ticket for you guy's.

[SwillRacer]

SWEET!!! We'll let Ricky the Slasher cut em' up with his new knife!!

[Curt Ailes]

"Hey i gotta knife Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

http://www.orosian.demon.co.uk/Weeee.swf

LMFAO!

[SwillRacer]

Dude....that wuz some funny chit-man!!!!

Scott Lovell
Gonad Racing
EFI/R #4777
:D :D :D

[Curt Ailes]

Im easily ammused. I watched it about half a dozen times and had tears going down my face!! lol

[No_Name_Bandit]

Is there sound, I don't have any speakers.

[Curt Ailes]

Oh yes!!! The sound is 3/4 of the experience. You must load it on a computer with sound and you will smile even wider!

haha

[swilldup]

come on kelly!by girlfreind dont you really mean boyfreind?weve heard that code from you guys before!

[No_Name_Bandit]

Dale I forgot that you were the stunt double for that new movie "wind talkers" you found out our code...See Swill Racing was concieved from Swelled Racing, Before they use to get drunk and attempted to build a race car, they would get drunk and violate each others reigons that had a penetrateable hole. Swill, Swell, I see a pattern.

[SwillRacer]

Dude....dem wuz some harsh words....don't make us send Slasher down the hall after you!!!

[No_Name_Bandit]

Wow this thing died, come on don't stop now, it was just getting good. LOL...

[SwillRacer]

sorry bro...busy ROMPin.....

[Ricky@Vortech]

Knew you would make that your new home you Swilly Beeezatch. WallStreet baby!!!
-R

[No_Name_Bandit]

Due I sense some hurt feelings...Ricky I will stop talking to them if you want...